全文中英对照 The Barista Plan 咖啡师的小计谋 Bea and Eddy are at their local coffee shop. Eddy keeps looking at the counter nervously. 比娅和埃迪来到他们常去的咖啡店。埃迪紧张地不停看向柜台。 ‑ Eddy, what's wrong? You've been acting weird since we got here. 埃迪，怎么了？从我们到这儿开始你就怪怪的。 ‑ Oh, nothing! I just... I forgot what I wanted to order. 哦，没事！我只是……忘了要点什么。 ‑ You always get a black coffee. What's really going on? 你一向都点黑咖啡。到底发生什么事了？ ‑ OK, fine. I want to ask out the barista, but I can't do it. 好吧，实话说。我想约那位咖啡师，但是我不敢。 ‑ Why not? Just go up and tell her you think she's nice. 为什么不敢？直接过去告诉她你觉得她人很好。 ‑ But what if she says no? What if I trip? What if I forget how to speak English? 可要是她拒绝我怎么办？我要是绊倒怎么办？我要是连英语都不会说了怎么办？ ‑ Eddy, those are just excuses. Come on, I'll help you practice. 埃迪，这些都只是借口。来吧，我帮你练习。 Bea spends ten minutes coaching Eddy on exactly what to say. 比娅花十分钟教埃迪该说哪些话。 ‑ Perfect! Now go ask her out. 很好！现在去约她吧。 Eddy walks confidently to the counter. 埃迪自信地走向柜台。 ‑ Excuse me, I'd like a large caramel macchiato with extra foam and cinnamon, please! 麻烦给我一杯大杯焦糖玛奇朵，多加奶泡和肉桂粉！ Eddy returns with the fancy drink and sits down. 埃迪拿着这杯花哨的饮品回到座位坐下。 ‑ A caramel macchiato? Eddy, you hate sweet coffee! And you didn't ask her out! 一杯焦糖玛奇朵？埃迪，你讨厌甜咖啡！而且你根本没有去约她！ ‑ Actually... I ordered this on purpose. 其实……我是故意点这个的。 ‑ What do you mean? 你什么意思？ ‑ Junior told me yesterday that you love solving problems and helping people. So I made up this whole barista thing. 朱尼尔昨天跟我说，你很喜欢帮人解决问题。所以这整套咖啡师的事情都是我编出来的。 ‑ Wait... you've been faking being nervous about the barista? 等等……你假装对咖啡师紧张是演的？ ‑ Yeah! I wanted to spend more time with you. You're always so busy with work. 没错！我就是想多陪陪你。你工作总是太忙了。 ‑ I can't believe you outsmarted me! 真不敢相信，我居然被你算计了！ ‑ Want to try this drink? It's actually terrible. I should have just asked you to hang out. 要不要尝尝这杯？其实很难喝。我当初直接约你出来就好了。